uglybeautifulme

My roommate is being extra loud today.

cissalynn:

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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briaunazimmer

Paper = Smart people
Rock = The jocks
Scissors = Lesbians

👌😂

What is up with people making fun of and/or looking down on those who are still “virgins”? Just because you go to college, it doesn’t mean you have a social obligation to give it up. Being a virgin (or not being a virgin) isn’t a bad thing.

"[Tina Fey] Revealed in an interview that she did not lose her virginity until she was 24 years old. She also revealed that she was a virgin when she met her husband, and that he is the only man she has ever been intimate with." - IMDB

I was gonna go workout today, but then I sat down.

I hate autumn.

You searched the world for something else to make you feel like what we had. And in the end, in Wonderland we both went mad.
Lyrics from a bonus track on 1989 (Deluxe Edition)
I no longer exist, because this killed me.

I no longer exist, because this killed me.